01 March 2009

On the "Birthers"-America's Biggest Nut Factory

There are 24% of people in this nation who believe in witches. There are still people, according to the BBC, that still believe the Earth is flat, even in this nation. And now there's this conspiracy theory-one that has absolutely no base on any side-that President Obama was not born in this nation, and thus cannot president.

Welcome to the world of the Birthers. As today's report on Politico will tell you (click the link for it), the Birthers are a 300000-person strong group that believe, with strong conviction, that Barack Obama is not from this nation. They also believe that President Obama cannot be a citizen because his father was not a citizen.

Reality check here, though-the belief that President Obama was not born on this nation is akin to saying Barack Obama is not on this planet. Hawaiian officials have confirmed that he was born in Honolulu in 1961. The conservative site WorldNetDaily has seen the birth certificate, and has said it is legit. The idea that Obama cannot be a citizen because his father wasn't is complete bunk- (a), his mother was a citizen, and (b) he was born here. He is a natural-born citizen, born in this nation, and he is older than 35-thus, he meets the qualifications of the presidency.

Regardless, people still cannot believe that President Obama meets the qualifications of the presidency. And, yes, these folks are far too many fries short of a Happy Meal. In courts around the country, the Birthers have stated their claim that President Obama is not president-and they have been shot down. In their appeal to the Supreme Court, they were not given a writ of certiorari-most likely because their argument is both alack of logic and fact. Even conservative pundit Michael Medved has said that the Birthers are "crazy, nutburger, demagogue, money-hungry, exploitative, irresponsible, filthy conservative imposters" who are "the worst enemy of the conservative movement." And let's face it, one of the movement's leaders, Alan Keyes, fits that discription. I think he's still ticked that he was thrown around the state of Illinois by Obama in 2004.

According to Politico, the main calls from the Birthers are for the state of Hawaii "to release for public inspection Obama's original birth certificate rather than the notarized copy typically issued." Governor Linda Lingle (Republican, and erroneously referred to by the movement as a Democrat) of Hawaii has refused, saying that is against state law.

The real reason behind this obviously isn't logic or reason or even opinion; it is fear. Simple racist fear from those who think that he is a Muslim and was sworn in on a Koran (he wasn't; that was Rep. Keith Ellison of Minnesota-and, by the way, it was Thomas Jefferson's Koran he was sworn in on); that he does not pledge allegiance to the flag from a picture (it was taken before Obama put his hand on his heart; when in the Senate, Obama often led the Pledge of Allegiance); and that he wasn't president because the Oath of Office wasn't read right (Even if President Obama and Chief Justice John Roberts didn't do it a second time, Obama was president before the oath of office at 12:05 PM; he was president at noon, sometime when Yo-Yo Ma was bow-synching on his cello). These people will not stop at anything to make it impossible for change to come in America; indeed, they will be the ones held back.

03 January 2009

I Promise, this is the Last Election Math and Aftermath (Part III)...

...I hope.

But according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Al Franken, barring legislation by Norm Coleman (who will undoubtedly bring suit of some sort), will be the next junior Senator from the state of Minnesota. Franken leads by 225 votes, according to the Star-Trib. This would bring the balance of power to 59-to-41. The result, however, is well less than my prediction that Franken would win by two percentage points. But perhaps I meant two votes...

Stay tuned for a eulogy of the Bush administration, in 15 days.

Also, quick public service announcement for politically upright New Jerseyites: check out my blog Draft Codey for Lieutenant Governor, by clicking the link above.

Notepad Classics

I wrote this post, what was meant to be the first Notepad video, on 19 March 2008. President Bush had spoken at the Economic Club of New York earlier that week...

A Romantic Moron, a Romantic Liar
"I must say, I'm a little envious…if I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed…it must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks.”

Mr. Bush on the troops, 14 March 2008 at the Economic Club of New York. Here was President Bush’s attempt to make up for all the faux pas he has delivered to the troops: the jokes he told months before the 2004 election, the swiftboating of John Kerry and the irrefutable, irrevocable destruction of Senator Kerry’s name as a veteran, the countless times he has refused to meet with Cindy Sheehan, a gold-star mother and not just some political activist, and being in cahoots with Blackwater and Halliburton, allowing them free reign as hired guns-mercenaries- giving them three times the pay and furthered protection, withholding troops promised to come home, not to come home indefinitely, and not giving troops any timetable from which their time in Iraq will ultimately end. How romantic and envious, indeed.

Mr. Bush’s attempt to ‘make nice’ to his subordinates came off looking like Minuit’s attempt to ‘make nice’ with the Lenape-give them praise or material goods in order to snooker them some more. While Bush and his Republican colleagues will not vote on a timetable to get the men and women of Iraq out of there-even as leverage for the Iraqi government to do something, they also will not investigate Blackwater’s shooting of Iraqi civilians, nor their possible smuggling of weapons to the Kurds-at taxpayers’ expense of course-nor Halliburton’s countless violations of our trust and of our ethics: their overpricing of their and former subsidiary KBR’s services-again, at taxpayers’ expense-the unethical ties to Mr. Cheney, and the gang rape of a contractor. Why has this not been investigated? In turn, the soldier has been turned into propaganda. Cases in point: Corporal Pat Tillman, a great man who gave up millions of dollars to fight in Afghanistan, had his death used as propaganda to continue our “War on Terror”- as far as going to say that he had been killed by a Taliban convoy, instead of friendly fire-and possibly murdered. When Private Jessica Lynch was rescued from her prison of war, her story became a virtual ad campaign for war in Iraq. Quoting Lynch, “They used me to symbolize all this stuff. It's wrong. I don't know why they filmed [my rescue] or why they say these things.”

And Mr. Bush stated that “if I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.” First of all, when he was much younger, he could have fought in a war, he could have had this fantastic experience. It was called the Vietnam War. He could have volunteered, he could have fought on the front lines just like Senator Kerry, just like Senator Max Cleland, who came home from Vietnam with just an arm- he could have brought glory to his name. He could have been drafted and faced it, just like thousands who did and came home, or did and died. Instead, he chose to go into the Texas Air National Guard-where he could have served diligently and with respect. Instead, he went AWOL- this is fact, not CBS-fabricated lies. Mr. Bush went not to fight against the Viet Cong, but instead fought for the Republican senatorial candidate in Alabama.

Mr. Bush, you could have fought before. You could have been the Great American Soldier to which you romanticize. And you can be that soldier now. While still Tsar of Russia, Nicholas II went to the Eastern Front, leading on the front lines at war, instead of leading in St. Petersburg. While still Emperor of France, Napoleon fought and faced his worst battles while the executive. John Dickinson, delegate from Pennsylvania at the 2nd Continental Congress, became a brigadier general in the Pennsylvania militia, and then the Delaware militia, in the Revolutionary War. Julius Caesar, the man Bush seems so much to emulate via his wishes to extend his executive powers to the point of dictatorship, continued to fight Pompey as Dictator, gaining enough power to become emperor.

Mr. Bush, follow this long line of leaders in your war. The populace believes this is your war. The corporations which you have so diligently bankrolled believe this is your war. The Capitol believes this is your war. Why don’t you make it your war? Why don’t you follow this romantic dream of yours, Mr. Bush? Confront the danger you have fomented! Make the history you have created, what will be remembered as a dark time in American history, following in the line of Hoover, Harding, Adams! Follow your dream! If you are to romanticize a war the men and women serving abroad disagree with, go to war and romanticize your own self.